Summary 2026

Hero Jackwagons

Thursday Men’s Division 2  |  11-5, 2nd place  |  7-1 in the second half

The Jack wagons results tableThe Jackwagons were placed in a six-team Division 2 against familiar opponents. Chris Jensen took a reduced role to focus on the Div. 1 Seniors and three regular subs departed, but Gino’s nephew Paul joined after the Heroes Arlington team sat out the spring.

Season Notes
After a 4-4 first half (third place), the Jackwagons went 7-1 the rest of the way to finish second at 11-5. Big Flick Energy won the division at 15-0-1, its only blemish a tie both teams agreed to after an injury. Pitching and fielding were strong all season; the bats need to wake up for the summer season starting next month.

Heroes Div. 1 Seniors

Senior Division 1  |  14-6, 1st place (regular-season champions)  |  Tournament: 2nd

A Historic Title

Tournament runners-upThe boys finally conquered Mud Dawgs Mountain and delivered the first Div. 1 regular-season title in HAA history, in the most competitive Div. 1 field in memory. The squad finished 14-6 and took the title over the Mud Dawgs on a tie-breaker, which required sweeping Team Rage on the final night. A split would have handed the title back to the Mud Dawgs, and two losses might have given it to Team Rage. Instead, the Heroes won Game 1, 12-8, then put up 13 runs in the opening inning of Game 2 and cruised, 26-10.

The Season

The team was consistent all season apart from two off nights, sweeps by Team Rage and the Outlaws. The other two losses came in respectable splits with the Mud Dawgs. Stats were kept this season purely to fuel dugout banter, not to set the lineup; otherwise Barry, who led the team in batting average until Chip passed him in the tournament, would have hit much higher in the order.

  • Iron men: Troy, Chris J and Brian played all 25 games, and Dave was present every week.
  • Roster: 15 players (Goose and Milan sat out injured), usually 12 or 13 per night, with everyone available batting each night and the fielders rotated.
  • No forfeits: the only short night was saved when “super-sub” Nick made 10.

Tournament and Outlook

Heroes Division 1 Seniors, Spring 2026The team went 2-2 in the season-ending tournament, losing to the Mud Dawgs in the championship game for a second-place finish. Chip will miss the fall, but the rest of the roster is expected back.

Thank You

Special thanks to Dave, playing assistant coach, who ran the team on the clinching night, and to Carl, Gino and all of our sponsors. Glad we could finally get you a ring, despite how tacky they are.

Vintage Heroes

Vintage Heroes, Spring 2026The Vintage Heroes completed one of their most successful seasons, finishing first with a dominant 16-3-1 record and leading the division in both runs scored and fewest runs allowed.

  • New blood: four younger players (in their early 50s) brought speed and power and fit right in. Thanks to Freddy for recruiting Daren “The Kraken,” Todd, Sean and Ken. Their presence lifted the whole roster.
  • Refreshments: post-game provisions again courtesy of Rodney.
  • Tournament: rainouts pushed the tournament back several weeks, leaving 5 or 6 players unavailable. As the No. 1 seed, the team lost a close opener but rallied through the losers’ bracket to finish third.

Graybeards

Senior Division 3 (Spring/Summer 2026)  |  .500 regular season  |  Tournament: 2nd

Graybeards, Spring 2026graybeards 2026 team photoUnlike last fall, Spring 2026 felt like a comeback story. The Graybeards battled to a .500 season, then turned up the heat when it mattered, finishing second in the end-of-season tournament. Not bad for a bunch of over-50 warriors who stretch more than they sprint. Credit the WVU baseball mojo, the WVU-approved Bud Light, or a flat refusal to act our age.

Tournament Run

When the tournament arrived, the Graybeards flipped the switch: clutch hits, smart plays, actual strategy. We shocked the league, impressed the umpires, and made the younger teams wonder what vitamins we’re taking. Second place never looked so good.

The Cast of Characters

  • Aloha golfed half the season, yet played second base like he’d trained at Augusta.
  • USMC Salty Bill seasoned every game with wisdom, sarcasm and umpire-approved spice.
  • Crazy Mongo brought enough energy to power the scoreboard, plus his “mystery snacks.”
  • Patten remains uncatchable. Not this year, not next year, not ever.
  • New Chuck City fit in instantly: smooth swing, smoother jokes.
  • Greg launched five dingers, each with a celebration tour longer than some innings.
  • Abed hauled down fly balls like a heat-seeking missile.
  • Ron threw his arm out every single game, and kept throwing.
  • Brett pulled a hamstring every odd inning. Improbable, but consistent.
  • Muddy lived up to his name.
  • Andrew, our fearless lefty outfielder, dove like a stuntman and galloped like a Clydesdale.
  • David: has anyone seen him? We’ll recruit him full-time before he enters Witness Protection.
  • Tim was steady and reliable, the teammate every dugout needs.
  • Don, the limping weatherman, forecast pain, humidity and a 90% chance he’d pull something by the third.
  • Gino brought semi-athletic prowess, a Hall-of-Fame résumé, and guarded the scorebook like the Dead Sea Scrolls.

The Graybeards Way

Cold Bud Light, chips and peanuts, and stories that get better after a cold one. Diving catches from heroic to “is he okay?”, throws that were lasers or lawn darts, base running that defied physics and occasionally league rules, and dugout laughter heard from the parking lot. More than a team, we’re a family: slightly creaky, occasionally limping, always smiling.

Looking Ahead

Fall 2026 is under way, though with all these rainouts we may be singing Christmas carols in the dugout. The bats are warm, the jokes are ready, and the cooler will be stocked. Thank you to every player, the HAA Board and our sponsors for a season to remember.

— Marty P. Chavers, Graybeards Captain/Coordinator

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